Roll a d10 and pick from the first, lesser requests. They are plenty strange:

5% off	1. Give Jeny a lingering embrace.
10% off	2. Allow Jeny to dig out one ounce of ear wax from your ear with only her finger. She is clearly saving it for something...
	3. Bring Jeny thirteen strands of your hair; every strand must be exactly the length of your thumb.
	4. Tell Jeny your deepest, darkest fear. You instinctively understand that she will know if you are lying, and that dismissing this as a laughable matter will enrage her!
	5. Allow Jeny to trim your toenails with her teeth.
	6. Give Jeny exactly one ounce of your skin. You can choose where on your body she peels it from.
	7. Grant Jeny a stein full of your still-warm saliva. If it cools, you’ll have to collect it again.
	8. Maintain direct and unblinking eye contact with Jeny for no less than one minute. Neither of you is allowed to speak. At the end of this time, you must succeed on a DC 10 Constitution saving throw or have Jeny scream so loudly that you are deafened until you finish a long rest.
	9. Convince your three closest allies to donate one drop of blood each to Jeny’s “friendship muffin” recipe. If they refuse, you must pay the full cost of the spell or magic item.
	10. Build a bonfire and burn the large wicker human effigy near Jeny’s hut. She assures you there’s nothing wrong. Don't mind the screaming...
20% off	11. Bite Dr. Dee's finger, then make a successful DC 15 Strength (Athletics) check to run away. If you fail, he catches you...
	12. Bring Father Lucian to Jeny's hut for "tea time." You must succeed on a DC 15 Charisma (Persuasion) check to convince him to go. What happens next is anyone's guess.
	13. Praise Praetor Glaba for his frugal and sensible policies. You must succeed on a DC 15 Charisma (Deception) check to avoid his ire or suspicion. If you fail, he has you thrown in the stocks for insolence.
	14. Recover three "puppy" hairs from Kellen, the ten-year-old werewolf
	15. Bring Jeny a small white puppy, a large brown cat, and an aged rooster for use as spell components. All three animals must be alive when you hand them over.
	16. Allow Jeny to die your hair a color of her choosing; this new color is permanent (Jeny always picks a shade of green).
	17. Eat eleven of Jeny’s cantaloupe-and-venison no-bake cookies, and be sure to clean up all the crumbs! If you eat the cookies, you are poisoned. At the end of your next long rest, you can attempt a DC 12 Constitution saving throw. On a success, you are no longer poisoned.
	18. You must promise to communicate exclusively through dance (no verbalizing allowed) for the next 24 hours. If you break this promise, you fall unconscious immediately, and any condition that Jeny’s spellcasting removed from you is reapplied with no saving throw permitted. At the start of each of your turns, you can attempt a DC 12 Charisma saving throw, regaining consciousness on a success.
	19. Allow Jeny to remove your left eye with her favorite spoon. You gain one level of exhaustion and have permanent Disadvantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks. Jeny offers to replace the lost eye with an ersatz eye for free, restoring your ability to fully see (the ersatz eye is secretly also a hag eye).
	20. Describe your family tree to Jeny. You must go back at least three generations. For those relatives still alive, she demands detailed descriptions of their likenesses and where they live.

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